published by Paperback Library
Dig the groovy new humor craze
that's sweeping the country
-inspired by TV's cool
ghoul, Barnabas Collins - America's
favorite pain in the neck!
Why did Barnabas accept the part in DARK SHADOWS?
Because they said he could drink on the job.
Why did Barnabas become a vampire?
He failed his blood test.
How does Barnabas open the door to his house?
He uses a skeleton key.
Why does Barnabas like to bite airplane pilots?
He says they make him high.
Why does Barnabas use make-up when he goes on TV?
Otherwise he'd have DARK SHADOWS.
Vampires are well known as they are for their sense of humor this seems like an easy leap to make...
I am actually embarrassed 40 years later for Barnabas Collins.