Barnabas Collins In A Funny Vein by No Author Listedpublished by Paperback Library
Copyright 1969
that's sweeping the country
-inspired by TV's cool
ghoul, Barnabas Collins - America's
favorite pain in the neck!
Why did Barnabas accept the part in DARK SHADOWS?
Because they said he could drink on the job.
Why did Barnabas become a vampire?
He failed his blood test.
How does Barnabas open the door to his house?
He uses a skeleton key.
Why does Barnabas like to bite airplane pilots?
He says they make him high.
Why does Barnabas use make-up when he goes on TV?
Otherwise he'd have DARK SHADOWS.
Vampires are well known as they are for their sense of humor this seems like an easy leap to make...
I am actually embarrassed 40 years later for Barnabas Collins.
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! Give it up for the comedic stylings of mister Barnabas Collins!! Actually, I suspect this book was penned by a GHOST WRITER.
ReplyDeleteOw!
ReplyDeleteIt hurts ... SO much ...
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Where do vampires learn to suck blood? Law school.
ReplyDeleteOh so bad! LOL
DeleteI'll have to tell my 7 year old that one!
ReplyDelete"Doctor, I keep having nightmares. One night I dreamed about vampires. The next I dreamed about a werewolf. Then the next I dreamed about zombies." "How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?"
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